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Th-th-th-that’s all folks!
This is why Pigs are awesome. Suck it bitches!
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This Place About To Blow
February 25, 2011 - 2:42 PM
Tags: amazing!, blow, champes, dance songs, james van der beek, jennifer lopez, Ke$ha, love it / hate it, on the floor, pitbull, rainbows, red one, Rihanna, umbrella, unicorns, video
Posted in Love It / Hate It | 2 comments
Ke$ha – Blow (Video) This place is bout to blow alright cause Ke$ha is killing it! I just watched Ke$ha’s new video for Blow and it is AH-mazing! It has everything you could have ever wanted in a video… unicorns, rainbows, Ke$ha not looking homeless, fighting, champes, and of course a sexy looking James Van [...]
Teenage Dream
August 25, 2010 - 5:31 PM
Tags: california gurls, firework, hummingbird heartbeat, kara dioguardi, katy perry, Ke$ha, last friday night, peacock, review, teenage dream, the one that got away
Posted in Posts by Nick | 7 comments
So this week Katy Perry’s second album Teenage Dream came out. I spent the day listening to it and here is my review: Sell out! Fortunately for me I love when artists sell out, because it means they produced an album that is pure pop and catchy. This is honestly my favorite kind of music, [...]
Yeah! What DOES That Make You?
July 29, 2010 - 12:40 PM
Tags: Animal, Gary Ke$ha, Ke$ha, Keshamess, quote, Take It Off, what makes an Alfie?
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 5 comments
Apparently it was Ke$ha that said this, and NOT Gary-Ke$ha as originally assumed by national media: “I have a song I wrote the other night called Take It Off about when I went to a drag show and how really turned on I was by these transvestite men taking clothes off. I was like, what [...]
Ke$ha is a Giants Fan!
June 3, 2010 - 12:16 AM
Tags: Beat LA, bleacher seats, Ke$ha, panda, Pandovar, SF Giants, Torres is hot
Posted in Paparazzi, Posts by Benutty | 3 comments
Sat next to Ke$ha in the bleachers at the Giants game tonight. Swear. Look! Ta ta ta talkin bout
Nick’s Greatest Moments: The Bitch Slapping Incident
February 24, 2010 - 5:03 PM
Tags: beverly leslie, bitch, cow, drunk, Evan Lysacek, Evgeni Plushenko, faghag, Karen Walker, nick's greatest moments, slapping
Posted in Greatest Moments | 6 comments
My friend Vanessa and I were really good friends, and we did everything together. If you invited me somewhere you knew Vanessa would be in tow, and vice versa. She was my first official fag-hag (Alfie is my current one if you were wondering… that’s right, I said it). I remember one night it was [...]
Percy Jackson: The Movie
February 12, 2010 - 2:50 PM
Tags: Ke$ha, Lady GaGa, Percy Jackson
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 10 comments
Please tell me that I did not just hear Lady Gaga and Ke$ha in the middle of the new Percy Jackson movie. I was half a second away from pulling out my voice recorder and making a sweetums recording. Basically, this movie was made for Benutty and me. So good.
Party Game: The $3 Shuffle
February 11, 2010 - 5:43 AM
Tags: addicts, Aunt F., betting, gambling, HRH Hannah, ice-breaker, Ke$ha, money, party game, The $3 Shuffle
Posted in Posts by Benutty, Recipes | 8 comments
I come from a family of notorious gamblers. Any chance we get to bet our hard-earned Ke$ha against the wits & talents of each other we take it! Hold’em Tournaments, football pools, Survivor/Bachelor/Amazing Race/Big Brother/American Idol pools, Reno/Tahoe/Indian casinos, and now — The $3 Shuffle — thanks to Aunt F and HRH Hannah! Next time [...]
Gary Ke$ha
February 7, 2010 - 6:00 PM
Tags: alcohol, cow, drag queen, glitter, Ke$ha, the gary series, tranny, variety shop
Posted in Posts by Nick | 2 comments
Once again Gary Jr. and booze have come together, and Variety Shop on Clement and 4th Ave has supplied him with what he needs to become the extra special trashy: Gary Ke$ha!!!!
Not-So-Deep Thoughts
February 6, 2010 - 2:52 AM
Tags: cow, Job, Ke$ha, oops, quitting
Posted in Not-So-Deep Thoughts | 1 comment
“If you ever feel like quitting your job, I think you should just do it. It’s not like you need the money anyway. Oh wait… Maybe you do. Sorry Gary Jr.”
D@2 Impersonator Spotted!!
February 5, 2010 - 7:22 PM
Tags: glitter, Ke$ha, pf changs, rihanna hair, shawls
Posted in Posts by Nick | 5 comments
I’ve just spotted an employee at PF Changs attempting to impersonate us. He has a Rihanna hair-do like Benutty has been growing, a black shawl like I own and glitter around his eyes like Gary Jr always has. **** attempts to take a photo of him have failed so far
February 18, 2010 - 4:05 PM
No. We thought you were going to eat the hammer and nails. In true pig fashion.
February 18, 2010 - 4:06 PM
I don’t get it.
February 18, 2010 - 6:59 PM
Is that real, or someone dubbed over it?
February 18, 2010 - 7:11 PM
Yea it’s real. It’s in the bloopers section of one if the looney tunes anniversary DVD sets.