After a solid week of voting the results are in…. with 9 votes Benutty dies! Snookie-Rose and Kitty were not far behind… you girls are lucky labias! The real winner here is Misha who only got 2 votes. Way to go Misha!
Yesterday and this morning were a mess for huhhnns talking shit about their friends. Must be the stench of pending doom in the air… background: Benutty goes to Nick’s every Tuesday for LostIdolFest, but didn’t this week coz he was sickies Apr 13, 2010 8:38 pm Benutty I don’t like not being at your house [...]
Last night, Misha’s sister Sveta was introduced to the blog. Misha sent her a text with a YouTube link to view the Sweetums Premiere and she loved it. She was like “Oh my god. Gary Jr. is creative.” However, she’s crafty. She read my description of the video and quickly discovered our Dead at 2am [...]
March 9, 2010 - 7:00 PM
Tags: a pie, Alex Trebek, Beauregarde, I die at 42, Jack Tripper, Misha, nasty Nick porn makes hunnies die, nutella 'n bananas, Oprah kills, RuPaul, Staypuft, stole the multi-color options from Benutty
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This week’s question was asked by Roman from Fresno, CA: Q: Answer the following questions using no more than one sentence? What person/s do you most credit with shaping who you are? –Oprah, Jack Tripper, RuPaul, the robot girl from Small Wonder, Natalie from the Facts of Life, Alex Trebek, Sandra Day O’Connor, the black [...]
February 27, 2010 - 7:31 PM
Tags: bathroom, bovine eyes, bright tiles, family portrait, fatasses, FrankieRose, Misha, pigs, Roadside BBQ, three generations
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Misha and I had dinner tonight at the Roadside BBQ on Geary Blvd. in San Francisco. I needed to pee and entered the brightly tiled bathroom. Lo and behold! What did my bovine eyes spy? Someone at the Roadside BBQ broke into Nick’s family home and stole the treasured Nick Family Portrait! I mean that [...]
This week’s question was asked by Helge from Fløen Bergen, Norway: Q: If you lost your sense of smell, what 3 smells would you miss the most and why? Thanks Helge for this question. I love that people in Norway read our little blog. Before I begin I must say that Nick and I have [...]
So my boyfriend Misha says to me at lunchtime yesterday, “Gosh, baby. Human bodies are so inefficient at processing food. Haven’t you ever wondered why we have to eat three meals a day? Wouldn’t it be better if it were just one meal a day?” Firstly, hells no! And nope. Never wondered that. Secondly, I [...]
February 18, 2010 - 2:44 PM
Um.. how is this in the defense of cows? someone didn’t understand the challenge apparently.. but it’s ok.. we loved it all the same.. lol
February 18, 2010 - 2:48 PM
Oh I’m not defending shit. This is the story of my life. Take it or leave it.
Besides, everybody knows God loves cows. They don’t need to write a song about something soooo obvious.
February 18, 2010 - 2:48 PM
Oh and good luck with finding a God loves pigs one.
Everyone knows pigs aint kosher.
February 18, 2010 - 6:57 PM
I loved your picture tags, and that cartoon was disgustingly perfect.