Next stop… Whores!
Gary Ke$ha
Once again Gary Jr. and booze have come together, and Variety Shop on Clement and 4th Ave has supplied him with what he needs to become the extra special trashy: Gary Ke$ha!!!!
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Protect Yourself
March 24, 2011 - 3:02 PM
Tags: america, cow, NRA, protect yourself, things that make me think of you
Posted in Things That Make Me Think Of You | 2 comments
Congratulations… Gary Jr. just became an official member of the NRA. Look out America!
Jay Found His Present
March 11, 2011 - 2:31 PM
Tags: cow, gift, lil aflie?, Llama, pocket, present, suit, that thong thong thong thong thong, troll, underwear
Posted in Posts by Nick | 6 comments
Who is responsible? Jay busted out his suit yesterday to go to a meeting, and this was found inside the pocket…
This Place About To Blow
February 25, 2011 - 2:42 PM
Tags: amazing!, blow, champes, dance songs, james van der beek, jennifer lopez, Ke$ha, love it / hate it, on the floor, pitbull, rainbows, red one, Rihanna, umbrella, unicorns, video
Posted in Love It / Hate It | 2 comments
Ke$ha – Blow (Video) This place is bout to blow alright cause Ke$ha is killing it! I just watched Ke$ha’s new video for Blow and it is AH-mazing! It has everything you could have ever wanted in a video… unicorns, rainbows, Ke$ha not looking homeless, fighting, champes, and of course a sexy looking James Van [...]
Resolutions 2011
January 6, 2011 - 2:13 AM
Tags: 2011, bike ride, drag queens, glitter, kitty / amy?, law school, lotion, oops mine didn't turn out, resolutions, Shalita Double-Double, sorry this is late... just got my new computer.
Posted in Posts by Nick, Videos | 6 comments
Gary Santa
December 23, 2010 - 3:05 AM
Tags: Gary Santa, ho'ing, oakland, poor misha, poor poor misha, spiced holiday ale, the gary series
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
Never give Gary Jr. a couple of large bottles of homemade Spiced Holiday Ale. After a couple hours he starts to believe he is Santa, and goes out on the town ho’ing. Poor Misha found him in a dark alley in Oakland like this:
So What! Who Cares?!?
October 5, 2010 - 12:15 PM
Tags: cough, drag queen eyebrows, glitter, makeup, mucus, Pinot Grigio from Barefoot Winery, Shalita Double-Double, technicolor snot in my mouth, Wrong Robyn Lyric
Posted in So What! Who Cares?!? | 2 comments
This morning I woke up feeling like crap. Thank God I took a shower last night otherwise Shalita’s face would have been all over my pillow, looking up at me as I arose. I have my morning BM and I start to cough a little. A little mucus never hurt anyone. As I blow my [...]
So What! Who Cares?!?
September 24, 2010 - 11:50 AM
Tags: balls, glitter, Posts by Benutty, project runway viewing party, scrotum
Posted in So What! Who Cares?!? | 3 comments
Last night, the hunnies came over for a Project Runway viewing party. This morning I woke up fondled my balls for a moment and noticed something. There was a little piece of glitter on my scrotum. Every damn time Benutty comes to our house, he leaves behind glitter EVERYWHERE. Apparently even on my balls. So [...]
Teenage Dream
August 25, 2010 - 5:31 PM
Tags: california gurls, firework, hummingbird heartbeat, kara dioguardi, katy perry, Ke$ha, last friday night, peacock, review, teenage dream, the one that got away
Posted in Posts by Nick | 7 comments
So this week Katy Perry’s second album Teenage Dream came out. I spent the day listening to it and here is my review: Sell out! Fortunately for me I love when artists sell out, because it means they produced an album that is pure pop and catchy. This is honestly my favorite kind of music, [...]
Amelia Bearhart in Action!
August 6, 2010 - 12:38 PM
Tags: Amelia Bearhart, champagne, Don't Fucking Tell Me What To Do, Donna Summer, drag queen, extravaganza eleganza, I Will Survive, Robyn
Posted in Posts by Nick, Videos | 2 comments
It is not the whole performance unfortunately, but it is pretty good.
Yeah! What DOES That Make You?
July 29, 2010 - 12:40 PM
Tags: Animal, Gary Ke$ha, Ke$ha, Keshamess, quote, Take It Off, what makes an Alfie?
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 5 comments
Apparently it was Ke$ha that said this, and NOT Gary-Ke$ha as originally assumed by national media: “I have a song I wrote the other night called Take It Off about when I went to a drag show and how really turned on I was by these transvestite men taking clothes off. I was like, what [...]
February 7, 2010 - 8:01 PM
I was gonna lay down and pass out until I saw this. No thank you on the nightmares.
February 7, 2010 - 9:58 PM
But I’ll kick em to the curb unless they look like Nick…Jagger.