Next stop… Whores!
Gary Jr talks to his best friend… food.
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Protect Yourself
March 24, 2011 - 3:02 PM
Tags: america, cow, NRA, protect yourself, things that make me think of you
Posted in Things That Make Me Think Of You | 2 comments
Congratulations… Gary Jr. just became an official member of the NRA. Look out America!
Jay Found His Present
March 11, 2011 - 2:31 PM
Tags: cow, gift, lil aflie?, Llama, pocket, present, suit, that thong thong thong thong thong, troll, underwear
Posted in Posts by Nick | 6 comments
Who is responsible? Jay busted out his suit yesterday to go to a meeting, and this was found inside the pocket…
Just Saying
February 1, 2011 - 10:53 AM
Tags: cow bells, Gary Jr., get out of my head Gary Jr., invisible light, just saying, scissor sisters
Posted in Guest Blogger, Posts by Shawnito | 3 comments
I would like to be able to listen to Scissor Sisters Invisible Light without hearing Gary Jr. in my head saying Cow bells
Look What I Caught Gary Jr. Doing
January 4, 2011 - 9:30 AM
Tags: Creepy Dolls, don't tell Nick, Dragtastic, Fugly Mess, Gary Jr.
Posted in Guest Blogger, Posts by Shawnito | 12 comments
Gary Jr. was caught at Nicks mom’s house again playing dress up with her dolls.
Who Said It?
January 3, 2011 - 5:03 PM
Tags: drinking, Foot Thug-Lite, Gary Jr., Ghetto cups, New years Eve, party
Posted in Guest Blogger, Who Said It? | 12 comments
This was over heard while someone was on the way to Gary jr.’s new years eve party. who said the following? “Do you think Gary Jr. sprung for plastic cups or are we going to be drinking out of mason jars again?” A) Alfie B) Benutty C) Jay D) Nick E) Kitty F) Foot Thug-Lite
Question of the Week (07/20 – 07/26)
July 20, 2010 - 7:58 PM
Tags: belly flap, carnival, Condoms, crevices, drinking and driving, Gary Jr., glasses, mayo jar, napa, ouch, peju, phone, Question of the Week, sandwiches, wallet, wine
Posted in Question of the Week | 4 comments
This week’s question was asked by Calipeach of Palmdale, CA: I’d like each of you to give three guesses as to what Gary Jr. might find hiding in his belly flap. Of course if three guesses is not enough, by all means give as many as needed? Thanks for the question Calipeach… You know this [...]
Furries?
July 20, 2010 - 11:51 AM
Tags: amazing race, cow, is gary jr. into furries?, monkey
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
I’m not really sure what is going on here, but this is how we found Gary Jr. this weekend after the Amazing Race. He sure likes his furry little friends.
Drunk & Sober
July 11, 2010 - 8:32 PM
Tags: cow, drunk, I think gary was annoyed by benutty..oops, marina and the diamonds, Sober, SOMA, troll
Posted in Posts by Nick | 5 comments
So Benutty, Gary Jr. and I went to see Marina and the Diamonds at some weird club in SOMA… I wasn’t there long but the other two bitches were. I took pictures before I left… Hmm.. Who was drunk and who was sober I wonder? Benutty or Gary Jr.? Such god damn messes! That’s why [...]
Um Really?
June 24, 2010 - 4:36 PM
Tags: I'm hungry now, mongolian beef, no beef?, pizza, toaster oven
Posted in Posts by Nick | 2 comments
So I was on my way to the Toaster Oven to get a sandwich (BTW best sandwich place downtown!!.. don’t listen to what Benutty says), and I noticed a new sign on this pizza place. It said: Mongolian Beef $4.99* *$1 extra with meat . Um.. What is Mongolian Beef without the BEEF?? Really? Why [...]
29 Years Ago Today
May 25, 2010 - 12:22 PM
Tags: birthday, Gary Jr., yes!
Posted in Posts by Nick | 2 comments
29 years ago today the world was damned by the birth of an unlikely rose. At first it seemed like any other rose… green stems, thorny with a small bud on top. But soon it began blossoming… though its petals did not look like the rest. They were bright, and purple in color. The aroma [...]
February 24, 2010 - 9:13 PM
LOL.. This was all Alfie.. I just might have helped him a little. Oops.
BTW.. love that Louie Anderson is tagged hahaha
February 24, 2010 - 10:49 PM
Louie Anderson?!?!?!? A scrawny ass rooster dies tonight.
Scalded, plucked, picked clean with nothing left but pepperoni grease fingerprints.
February 24, 2010 - 10:50 PM
Everyone is jealous that Nick’s #1 Bestie is me and not them.
February 24, 2010 - 11:23 PM
Gary prefers Drew Carey, not Louie.
Also, my avatars are getting hella play!
February 25, 2010 - 10:37 AM
Drew Carey is disgusting. I love Louie Anderson.