May 26, 2011 - 12:01 AM
Tags: Americano, Deadruntz, idiot, italian, Lady GaGa, paparazzi, spanish, Telephone, trilogy, video
Posted in DeadRuntz Comics | 4 comments
Gary Jr. is such a god damn mess. So last night I was sitting on the toilet when I heard the doorbell ring. Jay buzzed in whoever it was, and I could hear him say “hello?”. Apparently it was no one though. I just figured it was some douche bag kids pushing buttons as they [...]
December 31, 2010 - 12:01 AM
Tags: best of 2010, bookshelf, dead, Deadruntz, greatest moments, laughs, not-so-deep thoughts, return'd to sender, shitter, Shouldn't Have Said It Then, so what, Sweetums Series, trolls, who cares, year in review
Posted in D@2 Crew | 10 comments
Yeah yeah. It’s been a year. Wanna fight about it? Remember all those good laughs and poignant moments you had reading our blog whilst you shat on the shitter. Well here they all are again. Ladies and Trolls, drum roll please. It’s our D@2 Year in Review. Love it or die! Best Overall Post / [...]
While I was on Grindr the other night, just fucking with bitches who messaged me, I got a message from a nasty old guy. At first I thought… “oh this guy is bold!… this is gonna be fun”, but soon after he offended me in the worst way. Read below my pretties! Oh hell no.. [...]
October 31, 2010 - 12:41 PM
Tags: amanda of long beach, Amelia Bearhart, dead, dont turn the light on, drunk, halloween, if you missed it you suck, joaquin or walking, kirkland, messes, party, rice titty, Shalita Double-Double, Shamperella, someone named craig, um where is Alfie?
Posted in D@2 Crew, Videos | 5 comments
Happy Halloween from all of us at Deadat2am. Enjoy the video
I know WHERE it is. But no one wears it. Dead at 12:40am in SacTown!
February 23, 2010 - 7:46 AM
You couldn’t even find a way to put all of us in the inaugural strip. At least Benutty got a cameo. I expect to be in the next strip!
February 23, 2010 - 8:01 AM
Alfie, you’re going to have to strip down to a washcloth to be in the strip…
February 23, 2010 - 8:40 AM
Wait. What??? That took you a month?
February 23, 2010 - 8:50 AM
Listen you rotten girl-troll…. From initially talking about it, to trying to figure out a story, a program to make this on, what pictures to use, what to call it (which I’m barely happy with) and all the shitty versions I created before this one you see here. Plus the fact that i had to plan more than one before I actually put it on the blog. So yes snatch… Around a month.
February 23, 2010 - 9:19 AM
Cuties. This rotten girl-troll just likes to get filthy little piggies riled up. Yes. My plan worked.
February 23, 2010 - 10:15 AM
Sadly it really did take me a second read to get it. Frankie is well-trained.
February 23, 2010 - 10:49 AM
No worries Alfie… you’ll be in one soon.
February 23, 2010 - 10:50 AM
This strip is brilliant.
And yes, it takes half a month to steal Benutty’s artwork and half a month to cut n paste an IM conversation I had with Nick.
Haha. Keep torturing Pig. It makes me happy. LOL
February 23, 2010 - 10:52 AM
I don’t know why I am nice to any of you.
February 23, 2010 - 11:04 AM
Good job girl. love it
February 23, 2010 - 11:16 AM
You’re nice to me coz I make u feel smarties and because I don’t look like Mystique Summers Madison like Gary does.
February 23, 2010 - 11:40 AM
Well I’ll be nice to Shawnito now.
Oh, and Gary may look like Mystique Summers Madison, but girl.. you act like Nicole Paige Brooks. Mmhmm.
February 23, 2010 - 1:20 PM
You walk like and have the same ears as Morgan McMichaels!
February 23, 2010 - 1:22 PM
LOL.. god I hate Morgan. Typically these boys are better looking as women, but his Pink impersonation was disgusting!
February 23, 2010 - 2:18 PM
She’s just jealous that I can do the splits and that hairy troll hasn’t been able to see her pumps or her labia since ’82.
February 23, 2010 - 2:40 PM
I think Tyra should win