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D@2 Roll Call
Sometimes I wonder if our readers get pissed that they have no idea what any of us look like. So in case you care to have a mental image of the tragic faces that post & comment on our blog, here ya go. I also threw in some snapshots I took of my parents & sisters in case you were wondering where I got this cuties-precious mug from.
Miss Cunt’s Class
from left to right
top: Nick (eating a carnitas taco), Jay (during/after work), Alfie (all the time), Gary Jr. (asleep)
middle: Misha (winking), Shawnito (at work), 3rin (drunk), Benutty (confused)
bottom: FrankieRose (Benutty’s straight sister), Momma Benutty, Poppa Benutty, Rayho (Benutty’s lez sister)
Tags: 3rin, carnita taco, FrankieRose, Miss Cunt's class, panda slippers he really has them trust me, please stop wearing that brown striped hoodie Gary Jr thank you, rainbow pinwheel, Rayho, roll call, you're welcome
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Christmas with the Benuttys
December 29, 2010 - 6:02 PM
Tags: Benutty Christmas, Brooch Boutique vs. Brooch Barn, flipped off, FrankieRose, I want some more homemade minestrone, real Italians re-gift, sugar cookies, when Aunt Fran attacks
Posted in Paparazzi, Posts by Benutty, Videos | 4 comments
Christmas with my family is always a good time — full of the usual traditions, shit-talking, sugar cookies and re-gifting. And if you follow me on Facebook then you already know Frankie Rose got me the most glorious jewelry box to keep my classy brooches in and if you’re Nick, Frankie Rose or HRH then [...]
Believe in the Magic…
December 16, 2010 - 2:03 AM
Tags: believe, champes, christmas card, elephant, elephant-troll hybrid, FrankieRose, troll, york
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
I received a Christmas card from our biggest fan whore stalker FrankieRose today. I don’t know how this sneaky little bitch got my address, but if she ever shows up here without a bottle of champes in hand she dies!… oh and a York peppermint patty! That’s right, I said it! What I find interesting [...]
Smelly Like-uh Alcohol
July 16, 2010 - 9:01 AM
Tags: FrankieRose, out from under, post Pink Party, smelly like-uh alcohol, walking home is a disaster
Posted in Paparazzi, Posts by Benutty | 4 comments
This is what happens when I run out of blue cheese burritos and escape out from under the bridge. Watch out, auntie-moms. And don’t think I won’t push a bitch down & outta my way when I’m mad!! Coz I will.
Dead at 2am: Part 5
June 8, 2010 - 12:01 AM
Tags: 2am, bathroom, champes, dead, FrankieRose, the breather
Posted in Posts by Nick, Videos | 3 comments
Guess What I’m Sick of
May 8, 2010 - 10:50 AM
Tags: a mouth is a mouth is a mouth, auntie frawn, Chongo, flirting, FrankieRose, incest, lesbianism, sexual advances
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 8 comments
I’m sick of the Benutty Troll family’s unwanted advances. Yes, I know I am so sexy and so outrageous and the Benutty Troll family has an unnatural attraction to the profane and disturbing… I know when I walk into a room, everything gravitates towards me. (Yes that’s a weight reference. ZING!) But come on. So [...]
Month in Media: April
April 30, 2010 - 11:59 PM
Tags: Alejandro lounge version, blokus, FrankieRose, Glee Cheerios, Guest Blogger, iPhone, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Lady GaGa, loseit app, Martina and the Diamonds, Mary J. Blige, mess, Santana, Shampain, shaun of the dead, soapy gay haul, sometipsforlife, squeeze, Stairway to Heaven, Sweetums, Ultrasound, We Rule, win-win, youtube
Posted in D@2 Crew | 1 comment
Let’s take a look at the things in entertainment that the D@2 bloggers loved most in the month of April! Gary Jr. YouTube — Jesse Tyler Ferguson Does Gaga First, you know I love Modern Family and the gay couple. Well, what could be better than 1/2 of that gay couple singing a lounge version [...]
The Benutty Family Volvo
April 14, 2010 - 3:58 PM
Tags: Aunt Frawn, Benutty Family Volvo, Bookshelf with no H, Chongo, FrankieRose, huhns, photoshop fun
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 6 comments
Whilst driving through Berkeley yesterday on my way to Berkeley Bowl to buy some veggies for this damned diet, I stopped behind a Volvo. I knew instantly it was the Benutty Family Volvo. I tried to get Aunt Frawn’s attention but she was too busy paying attention to the road like a good driver and [...]
Style2010: Everyone Wants a Brooch!
April 6, 2010 - 2:32 PM
Tags: 3rin, accessorizing, American Idol, bro-oche, brooch, jazz it up!, manscaping, rhinestones are in, style trends of 2010, [adult swim]
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 4 comments
Girls! Everyone is wearing brooches now. I’m so ahead of the times and I swear everyone is copying my mami-style. Those assholes on American Idol are pinning ‘em to their cardigans & blazers and now, thanks to 3rin, I find out that sketch comics are spoofing the fad! Check it out:
Question of the Week (03/20 – 03/26)
March 20, 2010 - 12:20 PM
Tags: 3rin, 4 stomachs, board games, catan, computer games, dead, drinking games, games, millions, pictionary, thighs, video games
Posted in Question of the Week | 3 comments
This week’s question was asked by 3rin of San Francisco, CA: What ONE activity could you do all day long without getting bored? And no…the answer is not abortions, Jiz. I would have to say… making fun of Benutty’s thighs and Gary Jr.’s 4 stomachs. Oh ok.. I guess the real answer is that I [...]
Oh I’ll Mark My Spot Alright
March 13, 2010 - 1:00 AM
Tags: "wanna see my dick?", 1st Obsession, 2nd Obsession, 3rd Obession, 3rin, Calvin Klein X, Fernando Verdasco, Hidetoshi Nakata, Jiz, Kellan Lutz, mark your spot, Mehcad Brooks, Telephone video, tighty whities, Towleroad, until gay people can marry, viral marketing campaigns, yes please
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 4 comments
Thanks to 3rin I now have a new 3rd Obsession (1st Obsession is the Telephone video and 2nd Obsession is still Jiz). Three cheers for viral marketing campaigns. And how much more sexy is Mehcad Brooks/Eggs knowing his stance on marriage??!!
February 21, 2010 - 4:47 PM
oh hunnieee so cute.. loves it. but um.. Gary Jr doesn’t look like he is sleeping.
February 21, 2010 - 4:54 PM
Doesn’t he?
February 21, 2010 - 5:02 PM
hmm you’re right.. he does look like he is sleeping.
February 21, 2010 - 9:24 PM
I sleep with both eyes open. Gripping my pillow tight! EXIT LIGHT!
February 21, 2010 - 9:33 PM
Cuties… But I don’t think you needed the parenthetical statements to explain which of your sisters is straight and which is the lezzie.
February 22, 2010 - 10:41 AM
I love how you have basically gotten everybody’s personality right on this except mine… I never order carnitas on anything, and I never order tacos. Get it straight bitch..
February 22, 2010 - 12:52 PM
i think i left my rainbow pinwheel in my other pants. but i love how you made sure i had my Gaga’s on