Next stop… Whores!
D@2 Impersonator Spotted!!
I’ve just spotted an employee at PF Changs attempting to impersonate us. He has a Rihanna hair-do like Benutty has been growing, a black shawl like I own and glitter around his eyes like Gary Jr always has.
**** attempts to take a photo of him have failed so far
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February 5, 2010 - 8:18 PM
I really hope the two ** before your anecdote is a running tally of how many times you’ve tried to get a pic of him!
(also: glitter around the eyes? shoulda have tagged “Ke$ha” coz I really want it to be our most tagged word)
February 5, 2010 - 8:25 PM
Done. Ke$ha is now tagged
hmm. Good idea about the *
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Get me some lemon chicken
February 5, 2010 - 11:55 PM
fuck that. Gary Jr has nothing to do with this post. god knows i own no glitter or shawls. lol
February 6, 2010 - 12:35 AM
Girl.. you own so much glitter your boogers sparkle… That’s right… i said it.