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D@2 Blogger Fails to Make Olympic Team!
Thanks to the masterful detective work of my roommate, 3rin, we were able to unearth the infamous story of that time last summer that Nick trained for the Olympics. Too bad homepig didn’t make the team. Maybe next time. Oink!
Remember: If you can’t love yourself, then how the hell you gonna love somebody else? Can I get an ‘amen’ up in herrre??
Tags: 3rin, dent in the couch, fat on the couch, hoglympics, Nick fail, oink, Olympics, pig fail, RuPaulisms, trailer trash, trials & tribulations, Vancouver, wannabe
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Nickosites Attract
September 17, 2010 - 6:36 PM
Tags: circle of trust, oink, poor piggy
Posted in Shouldn't Have Said It Then | 2 comments
Gary: die Benutty: live Gary: hate Benutty: nymph?
D@2 Federal Bloggers Concur: Prop 8 IS Unconstitutional!
August 4, 2010 - 5:33 PM
Tags: be a responsible citizen, buggery, Chief Judge Vaughn Walker, circumsizelated, D@2 federal judges, empowerment, gay marriage advocacy, lead by example, overturned, prop 8, RuPaulisms, touch lives to change lives, unconstitutional, yay for the gays
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 3 comments
Today a California Federal Judge ruled that the voter-approved Prop 8 is unconstitutional based on due process and equal protection! And the federalated, pixelated, circulated, undulated, circumsizelated D@2 bloggers concur! Chief Justice Nick wrote in his official opinion: “This shits is hella wrong. And unlawful! And, on a personal note, I love our decision. I [...]
An Unimportant Message from Nick
August 4, 2010 - 11:37 AM
Tags: 2 hour work day, blue ribbon sex, no really walk this way, RuPaulisms, snorting on and on and on and on and on about nothing anyone cares about, We Farm
Posted in Shouldn't Have Said It Then | 6 comments
I got the following email from Nick yesterday. It was completely unrelated to anything I know/care about because, let’s be real, I can’t stop reliving Extravaganza Eleganza in my head. Also: I’m hella busy planning my next performance. “I just spent the last 2 hours draining my iPhone battery just to get a blue ribbon [...]
Style2010: Everyone Wants a Brooch!
April 6, 2010 - 2:32 PM
Tags: 3rin, accessorizing, American Idol, bro-oche, brooch, jazz it up!, manscaping, rhinestones are in, style trends of 2010, [adult swim]
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 4 comments
Girls! Everyone is wearing brooches now. I’m so ahead of the times and I swear everyone is copying my mami-style. Those assholes on American Idol are pinning ‘em to their cardigans & blazers and now, thanks to 3rin, I find out that sketch comics are spoofing the fad! Check it out:
Question of the Week (03/20 – 03/26)
March 20, 2010 - 12:20 PM
Tags: 3rin, 4 stomachs, board games, catan, computer games, dead, drinking games, games, millions, pictionary, thighs, video games
Posted in Question of the Week | 3 comments
This week’s question was asked by 3rin of San Francisco, CA: What ONE activity could you do all day long without getting bored? And no…the answer is not abortions, Jiz. I would have to say… making fun of Benutty’s thighs and Gary Jr.’s 4 stomachs. Oh ok.. I guess the real answer is that I [...]
Oh I’ll Mark My Spot Alright
March 13, 2010 - 1:00 AM
Tags: "wanna see my dick?", 1st Obsession, 2nd Obsession, 3rd Obession, 3rin, Calvin Klein X, Fernando Verdasco, Hidetoshi Nakata, Jiz, Kellan Lutz, mark your spot, Mehcad Brooks, Telephone video, tighty whities, Towleroad, until gay people can marry, viral marketing campaigns, yes please
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 4 comments
Thanks to 3rin I now have a new 3rd Obsession (1st Obsession is the Telephone video and 2nd Obsession is still Jiz). Three cheers for viral marketing campaigns. And how much more sexy is Mehcad Brooks/Eggs knowing his stance on marriage??!!
Question of the Week (02/20 – 02/26)
February 24, 2010 - 11:30 PM
Tags: 3rin, 9-inch zipper, American Idol qutoes, ankle length, casual front pleats, commercials, Digital Video Recording Artist, Ellen, hot mess, mom jeans, not a woman anymore, SNL
Posted in Question of the Week | 6 comments
Q: What TV commercial bothers you the most? I rarely watch live TV because I’m a professional Digital Video Recording Artist. I really hate commercials. All of them. And my roommate, 3rin, gets a wet vagina for them — sometimes she rewinds them and makes me watch them — because she works in advertising. Look, [...]
D@2 Roll Call
February 21, 2010 - 4:34 PM
Tags: 3rin, carnita taco, FrankieRose, Miss Cunt's class, panda slippers he really has them trust me, please stop wearing that brown striped hoodie Gary Jr thank you, rainbow pinwheel, Rayho, roll call, you're welcome
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 7 comments
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Shouldn’t Have Said It Then
February 2, 2010 - 12:07 AM
Tags: 3rin, Benutty's family, deadat2am, debbie downers, FrankieRose, iPhone
Posted in Shouldn't Have Said It Then | 6 comments
I can’t help, but give a huge shout-out to my adorable family that I recently learned is addicted to the blog. And what better way to pay my respects to them than to put them on blast via a conversation with Nick!! Then Nick starts ranting about his coworkers! We’re all very happy that people [...]
Question of the Week (1/23-1/29)
January 26, 2010 - 4:00 AM
Tags: abstinence, Big Brother, go fuck a hen, oink, overthinking, Question of the Week, Survivor
Posted in Question of the Week | 4 comments
Q: If a major network decided to do a reality show based on the Haus of Hunnies… and you all eventually voted each other off the show, who would win and why? Here’s the thing, to answer this question I have to frame it within the guidelines of one of the possible shows we’d be [...]
February 19, 2010 - 10:18 PM
Bahahahaha. I’m still giggling. So good. Don’t be mad Nick, you know it was to good to pass up.
February 20, 2010 - 2:08 AM
AAAAMEN!
February 20, 2010 - 8:08 AM
Perfs.
February 20, 2010 - 12:10 PM
Amazing! Lol.
3rin is the dirty little mouse that kills dreams. Welcome to the farm bitch!!
February 21, 2010 - 3:44 AM
Aww. 3rin is our cutie little churchmouse.