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D@2 Blogger Auditions for Survivor on CBS.com!
Unfortunately for everyone but me, I discovered that CBS is allowing fans to upload video applications for upcoming seasons of Survivor online! I tried out for the show a couple years ago at the Verizon in Emeryville, but didn’t get a call-back. I also tried out for Big Brother back in the day — (if you google my name that video will come up in the search) — and didn’t get a call back on that one either. Hopefully third time’s a charm!
Wait. I also tried out for Real World waaaaaaay back in the day. I’m fucked.
But maybe, just maybe, I’ll get a call-back this time. I like need to meet Ozzy.
Help me get noticed by viewing my audition video and commenting on how cute I look, how funny I am, and how badly you want me on the show!!
After that, make your own and try out, too!
Tags: bed-head, CBS.com, cool calm collected, Eliza Orlin, no more drama, outwit outplay outlast, Ozzy Lusth, Russel Hantz, Survivor, video application
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Posted in Posts by Benutty, Posts by Nick | 5 comments
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Posted in Posts by Nick | 10 comments
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Posted in Posts by Nick | 1 comment
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Posted in Posts by Nick | 1 comment
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Posted in Shouldn't Have Said It Then | 3 comments
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Posted in Question of the Week | 8 comments
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Posted in D@2 Crew | 3 comments
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Posted in Question of the Week | 4 comments
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February 9, 2010 - 9:49 AM
Good luck. It’s about time Hollywood opened its doors to trolls and the dirty troll agenda.
February 9, 2010 - 10:00 AM
Suriously. Do you think Ozzy is into trolls?
February 9, 2010 - 10:43 AM
Ozzy means nothing to me. However, the HBO television series Oz means a lot more to me. And it should to you too.
February 9, 2010 - 10:59 AM
Ozzy was good in Survivor, but I never thought he was that hot. Sorry Girl. Good luck though mami. I’d love to see you on Survivor… It’s like the best diet ever.
February 9, 2010 - 1:02 PM
Except i have video from when Ozzy was on the Playboy channel show Foursome! Ooooh honey