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This Place About To Blow
February 25, 2011 - 2:42 PM
Tags: amazing!, blow, champes, dance songs, james van der beek, jennifer lopez, Ke$ha, love it / hate it, on the floor, pitbull, rainbows, red one, Rihanna, umbrella, unicorns, video
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Ke$ha – Blow (Video) This place is bout to blow alright cause Ke$ha is killing it! I just watched Ke$ha’s new video for Blow and it is AH-mazing! It has everything you could have ever wanted in a video… unicorns, rainbows, Ke$ha not looking homeless, fighting, champes, and of course a sexy looking James Van [...]
Dead at 2am: Part 6
January 1, 2011 - 2:00 AM
Tags: bathroom, bedroom, beer, boxing, breather, champes, chocolate, dead at 2am, death, eats chocolate on the shitter, pig sex
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Believe in the Magic…
December 16, 2010 - 2:03 AM
Tags: believe, champes, christmas card, elephant, elephant-troll hybrid, FrankieRose, troll, york
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
I received a Christmas card from our biggest fan whore stalker FrankieRose today. I don’t know how this sneaky little bitch got my address, but if she ever shows up here without a bottle of champes in hand she dies!… oh and a York peppermint patty! That’s right, I said it! What I find interesting [...]
I’m Offended!
November 20, 2010 - 8:27 PM
Tags: body, champes, dead, don't offend me and expect me to put out, fat dick, grindr, juicy
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
While I was on Grindr the other night, just fucking with bitches who messaged me, I got a message from a nasty old guy. At first I thought… “oh this guy is bold!… this is gonna be fun”, but soon after he offended me in the worst way. Read below my pretties! Oh hell no.. [...]
Dead at 2am: Part 5
June 8, 2010 - 12:01 AM
Tags: 2am, bathroom, champes, dead, FrankieRose, the breather
Posted in Posts by Nick, Videos | 3 comments
Dead at 2am: Part 4
May 29, 2010 - 2:00 AM
Tags: breather, champes, deadat2am, games, nick dies, part 4
Posted in Posts by Nick, Videos | 2 comments
DeadRuntz Comics #7
May 15, 2010 - 4:23 PM
Tags: champerelles, Deadruntz, losing weight, mistaken identity, modera liquor
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Pig Sex
March 15, 2010 - 10:18 AM
Tags: 2nd birthday party, champes, deep-snouting, deep-throating, glass & all, hard-pig life, Hawaiian bonfire, Interpretive Dance Charades, papa-papa-razzi, pig sex, pignis, Snout-Trail, tip it!!!
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 4 comments
If Nick ever tries to do an interpretive dance to “sex” again I’m gonna toss a spear in his belly & skewer that mother-effer over a Hawaiian bonfire (with an apple in his snout for flavor, yes). So Jay had his second birthday party this past Saturday (can’t wait for third birthday party!) and for [...]
Diet Update 03/15/10
March 15, 2010 - 8:30 AM
Tags: biking, calorie counting, champes, girl scout cookies, thunder thighs, walking
Posted in Posts by Nick | 2 comments
This last week was not my best week, but I am glad I at least lost 2 pounds. Saturday I got a little out of control with champes and cookies, but they were damn good! Oh and those little bitches selling their girl scout cookies all over the place are not helping me one bit. [...]
Recipe for Class: GaGa Makes a Music Video Masterpiece
March 11, 2010 - 11:54 PM
Tags: anal beads as musical instrument, Beyonce, champerelles, dyke prison guards, FrankieRose, GaGa Bear, kill 'em all, kill a cow make a burger, Lady GaGa, mini-film, music video masterpiece, poison, product placement as a statement, Pussy Wagon, So You Think Trolls Can Dance, Telephone
Posted in Posts by Benutty, Recipes | 5 comments
The reason Lady GaGa is so goddamn amazing is because she cares. Caring is classy. Plain and simple. Compared to her contemporaries — politicians who don’t care enough to fix our failing system, citizens who don’t care enough to vote, blog readers who don’t care enough to comment, etc. — the Gaggers is a breath [...]

February 20, 2010 - 9:51 PM
SO Gorgus…..
February 21, 2010 - 3:44 AM
Only Misha has seen my best angle.