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You Know What I Hate?
I hate stupid fat bitches who insist on wearing belly shirts… wow I didn’t realize some girls have treasure trails… <vomit>… put on a shirt that fits whore! That’s right… I said it.
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DeadRuntz Comics #13
January 27, 2011 - 1:02 AM
Tags: Deadruntz, die? diet?, fat, i hate taking pictures, picture, shawnito dies, skinny
Posted in DeadRuntz Comics | 3 comments
Who Said It?
August 25, 2010 - 2:13 PM
Tags: fat, friends, what a bitch, Who Said It?
Posted in Posts by Shawnito, Who Said It? | 4 comments
i dont do fat friends anymore who said it? Alfie Benutty Gary Jr. Jay Nick Shawnito
Dead Giveaway: Part 6 – A Delicious Ending
May 22, 2010 - 11:22 AM
Tags: Audrey Herpes-Burn, belly, Dead Giveaway, finale, Governor Grape, Madam Curry, Mistress Labia, money honey, Professor Earl of Grey, Senorita Limon, Sir Illian Blue, the end
Posted in Posts by Nick, Videos | 5 comments
Dead Giveaway: Part 5 – For Whom The Belly Trolls
May 19, 2010 - 11:35 AM
Tags: Audrey Herpes-Burn, belly, Dead Giveaway, Governor Grape, Madam Curry, Mistress Labia, password game, Professor Earl of Grey, Senorita Limon, Sir Illian Blue
Posted in Posts by Nick, Videos | 1 comment
Nick’s Greatest Moments: The TMI Incident
April 28, 2010 - 1:14 AM
Tags: blood clot, gross, jelly, nick's greatest moments, period, the stuff that falls out of Benutty's hole, vomit
Posted in Greatest Moments | 6 comments
Has anyone ever said something that was so disturbing it scarred you for life? Well it happened to me 12 years ago or so. Vanessa and I were visiting our friend Elizabeth and her boyfriend Dave. Elizabeth is a very animated open person who loves animals more than any human in the world. She was [...]
Nick’s Greatest Moments: The Disneyland Incident
March 17, 2010 - 2:53 PM
Tags: adventureland, disneyland, interstate 5, los angeles, macfrugals, nick's greatest moments, pic n save, pirates of the caribbean, rice, skewers, steak, vomit
Posted in Greatest Moments | 4 comments
When I was young my family and I would go to Disneyland once a year, but as we got older only my brothers and sister would go. My parents just stayed behind because it was cheaper for them not to go. There was this one time when my middle brother Kris couldn’t make it, so [...]
Diet Update 02/22/10
February 22, 2010 - 10:46 AM
Tags: diet, fat, hog, update
Posted in Posts by Nick | 6 comments
So yea.. Not good news my friends. I weighed myself this morning, and I am still 212 pounds. I have cut back on over eating and overall just bad food, but I haven’t really started any exercise. I’m going to get on that this week, and we’ll see if my outcome next Monday is better [...]
The Variety Shop Strikes Again
February 21, 2010 - 5:41 PM
Tags: disgusting, fat, messes, ruffles, sour cream, troll, variety shop, york
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
Last night some of the girls came over for shits n giggles… you know the usual. Benutty was an extra special mess last night, as he stopped by the Variety Shop on Clement & 4th Ave. on his way here. This was the result: That wasn’t all though… He found my bag of York Pieces [...]
Question of the Week (02/13 – 02/19)
February 13, 2010 - 3:00 AM
Tags: blood, period, pocket, Question of the Week, sex, skank, slut, visa, whohaw, whore
Posted in Question of the Week | 1 comment
This week’s question was asked by Dora from San Francisco, CA: Q: If you could be a woman for 24 hours what would you do? This question is fairly easy for me to answer. I would sleep with as many straight guys as possible. I would be the biggest whore in the city for that [...]
Why I Hate Benutty
February 8, 2010 - 12:00 PM
Tags: burrito, fat, lazy, troll
Posted in Posts by Nick | 2 comments
We just had this conversation via IM: Benutty: huhhhnz Nick: yes… my dear? Benutty: just saying hi, i’ve been really busy this morning Nick: running? exercising? lol Benutty: kind of Nick: hunniee walking to get a burrito doesn’t count Benutty: oh oops
January 21, 2010 - 3:33 PM
Benutty didn’t do laundry that week. Belly shirts were all that he had left. Don’t hate.
January 21, 2010 - 3:37 PM
Ugh.. Nothing worse that a troll in a belly shirt.