March 26, 2011 - 5:03 PM
Tags: abnormal environment, attention seeker, cower, dance shows, dark corner, elaborate water show, fog, pacing, self-grooming, stereotypical behaviors, troll, wild animals
Posted in Posts by Nick | 5 comments
Most wild animals in captivity develop repetitive and purposeless motor behaviors called “stereotypical behaviors”. Examples of this include pacing around or self-grooming. These behaviors are thought to be caused by the animals’ abnormal environment. Unlike most wild animals, the troll has very few stereotypical behaviors. Although the troll is known for overly self-grooming, very rarely [...]
March 11, 2011 - 2:31 PM
Tags: cow, gift, lil aflie?, Llama, pocket, present, suit, that thong thong thong thong thong, troll, underwear
Posted in Posts by Nick | 6 comments
Who is responsible? Jay busted out his suit yesterday to go to a meeting, and this was found inside the pocket…
January 6, 2011 - 2:13 AM
Tags: 2011, bike ride, drag queens, glitter, kitty / amy?, law school, lotion, oops mine didn't turn out, resolutions, Shalita Double-Double, sorry this is late... just got my new computer.
Posted in Posts by Nick, Videos | 6 comments
I received a Christmas card from our biggest fan whore stalker FrankieRose today. I don’t know how this sneaky little bitch got my address, but if she ever shows up here without a bottle of champes in hand she dies!… oh and a York peppermint patty! That’s right, I said it! What I find interesting [...]
Back when I lived in Phoenix Arizona, I had worked at a Trader Joe’s. They typically put me in the express lane because I was super fast at checking people out. I’m totally awesome that way! Like most Trader Joe’s around the country this one was impossibly busy right after most people got off work [...]
August 12, 2010 - 5:19 PM
Tags: bart, die, stupid bitch
Posted in Posts by Shawnito | 1 comment
Please tell me why a bitch would sit on top of the seat
July 24, 2010 - 4:43 PM
Tags: busted, chinese traditions, curly tail, oh hell no, pig, Posts by Jay, san jose, shahla, tony, virginity
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
Lets set the stage: Tony, Joey, Shahla and I are pool side relaxing in san jose. I’m just minding my own business as my friend Tony talks about his upcoming wedding. His bride to be is Chinese, and he mentioned that there were some traditional Chinese things that he had to do with her family [...]
July 21, 2010 - 2:17 PM
Tags: 7th grade, chile picante, corn nuts, filipino, ghetto, leather, nick's greatest moments, pencil incident, S&M, skank, soda, sun chips, whip
Posted in Greatest Moments | 6 comments
Back in 7th grade I had a lot of problems with a lot of people. One of the more ridiculous moments was the Pencil Incident, but another one has stayed in my mind since as well. It was lunch time, and I was hungry for some Chile Picante Corn Nuts because when I was in [...]
So Benutty, Gary Jr. and I went to see Marina and the Diamonds at some weird club in SOMA… I wasn’t there long but the other two bitches were. I took pictures before I left… Hmm.. Who was drunk and who was sober I wonder? Benutty or Gary Jr.? Such god damn messes! That’s why [...]
May 22, 2010 - 11:22 AM
Tags: Audrey Herpes-Burn, belly, Dead Giveaway, finale, Governor Grape, Madam Curry, Mistress Labia, money honey, Professor Earl of Grey, Senorita Limon, Sir Illian Blue, the end
Posted in Posts by Nick, Videos | 5 comments
January 20, 2010 - 1:09 PM
best game ever
January 20, 2010 - 1:52 PM
lamest answers ever