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Sweetums Series #4
After a stiff gin martini, never let Gary Jr. borrow your DVD set of Maude episodes! Never!
Lady Sings the Maude Theme Song
Toodles,
Gary Jr.
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January 25, 2010 - 12:04 AM
Never!
January 25, 2010 - 12:07 AM
seriously.. never! Love the photos