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So What! Who Cares?!?
So my boyfriend Misha says to me at lunchtime yesterday, “Gosh, baby. Human bodies are so inefficient at processing food. Haven’t you ever wondered why we have to eat three meals a day? Wouldn’t it be better if it were just one meal a day?”
Firstly, hells no! And nope. Never wondered that. Secondly, I was already on Meal #4. So what! Who cares?!?
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Tags: america, cow, NRA, protect yourself, things that make me think of you
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Tags: benutty dies, kitty, lucky labia's, Misha, Snooki-Rose, who dies?
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
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January 20, 2010 - 12:03 AM
Thank you!!!.. I like eating.. I just wish my body processed it quicker so that it doesn’t turn into fat.. that’s right!
January 20, 2010 - 12:07 AM
I hate eating.
January 20, 2010 - 12:10 AM
really benutty? your fat gut begs to differ
January 20, 2010 - 12:24 AM
how many chambers does a troll’s stomach have?