Earlier this week I traveled down to Southern California to see some family. I wouldn’t call it a good trip, but whatever… I got off work for most of the week, so that was good. On my way home I stopped in Salinas for gas… This is something I would not advise anyone to do [...]
July 20, 2010 - 7:58 PM
Tags: belly flap, carnival, Condoms, crevices, drinking and driving, Gary Jr., glasses, mayo jar, napa, ouch, peju, phone, Question of the Week, sandwiches, wallet, wine
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This week’s question was asked by Calipeach of Palmdale, CA: I’d like each of you to give three guesses as to what Gary Jr. might find hiding in his belly flap. Of course if three guesses is not enough, by all means give as many as needed? Thanks for the question Calipeach… You know this [...]
This week’s question was asked by Ryan of Sausalito, CA: The blog has slowed down recently. What have you all been up to? Busted! Yea the blog has slowed down a bit. For me… I have been busy doing shit. In June I was volunteering with SF Pride, and currently I am putting the final [...]
What are your top 3 Disney/Pixar animated feature films of all time? And which villain has most inspired your personality and/or signature look? (Coz bitches, you isn’t princesses huhhhnnss!!) The Fox and the Hound– it’s a forgotten classic. it’s makes me cry every time. the story of a fox and hound who become friends as [...]
Hey all you bitches… I know you are reading this, so don’t try to play games. We still need a question for next week, so send them in ho’s! That’s right… I said it. Submit a question here or post the question in the comment section. Do it or die. UPDATE: I wanted to also [...]
Gary Jr.: I love scary movies Nick: I don’t… well I don’t when I’m with you… You always squeeze my leg hella hard when something scares you. Gary Jr.: (looking at an old man walking by) I want to be like that when I’m old. Standing straight, looking good. Nick: Yea but you’d be in [...]
This week’s question was asked by Jesse from New York City, NY: Q: Answer the following taboo questions: RELIGION, PHILOSOPHY AND POLITICS: 01) Do you believe in God? –Although I enjoy fairy tales, I do not believe they actually exist. 02) What religion, if any, do you most identify yourself with? –I don’t identify with [...]
Q: What TV commercial bothers you the most? There is one company that makes commercials that really bother me. The “He Went to Jared” commercials. Those are the fucking worst! Unfortunately I could not find the one I hate the most, the one where the bitch is playing a crossword, but this one here is [...]
February 20, 2010 - 10:36 PM
Tags: barf, commercials, cromagnon, freecreditreport, Jimmy, Mario Telaro, Question of the Week, renaissance fair, rockstar, Saved by the Bell, ugly, Zack Morris
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This week’s question was asked by Jimmy from Phoenix, AZ: Q: What TV commercial bothers you the most? Hi Jimmy. Thanks for your question. This is SUCH an important question because there are so many commercials that make me want to kill myself and I want to share my pain with others. There’s that Olympic [...]
February 13, 2010 - 3:00 AM
Tags: blood, period, pocket, Question of the Week, sex, skank, slut, visa, whohaw, whore
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This week’s question was asked by Dora from San Francisco, CA: Q: If you could be a woman for 24 hours what would you do? This question is fairly easy for me to answer. I would sleep with as many straight guys as possible. I would be the biggest whore in the city for that [...]
January 30, 2010 - 1:02 AM
Such a sweetheart! I’m glad you know how to keep me as a friend, too. (Keep buying me champes, pig).
January 30, 2010 - 11:33 AM
Hella emo