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Our Lady Redeemer: Lucky Penny
If there’s one thing you should know, you should know that the divas love some late night Lucky Penny. Lily and Sandy are our lady lovers at the Lucky Penny. Nick gets the chicken melt, Benutty gets omelets with sour cream on the side and I get the San Franciscan burger with extra pickles.
Long ago, I received a picture and text from Benutty. It read:
“12 kylie concerts = 3 tragic drag queens outside the fox = 12 trips to penny = 48 sour cream sides = jealous?”
Notice the glorious lights beckoning outward from Penny. Luring its victims into her oh-so-fried bosom.
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January 28, 2010 - 11:15 PM
Um.. I don’t get the Chicken Melt anymore.. I get the Cheeseburger… Don’t get it twisted!
January 29, 2010 - 12:31 AM
You’re so lucky you gave me a photo cred on that picture because when Nick told me you posted about Penny I immediately said OMG he better not have you used my photo of it! Cut to Nick showing me the post (on his iPork), me freaking out that you used it and assuming you didn’t credit me, then me calming down after Nick read the post aloud.
Lucky cow.
Loves Penz.
January 29, 2010 - 12:37 AM
Luckily, I know the weakness of every troll: Denzel.
January 29, 2010 - 12:50 AM
I’m not into Denzel actually. James Earl Jones? Now we’re talking.
January 29, 2010 - 1:05 AM
Lets get back to the fact that I don’t get Chicken Melts…. mmhmm ok…
January 29, 2010 - 1:24 AM
Let’s get back to the fact that you SHOULD be getting chicken melts instead of cheeseburgers.
January 29, 2010 - 1:50 AM
They don’t have good chicken though.. hella nasty.
you die in 10 minutes