Next stop… Horror!
Not-So-Deep Conversations… with Nick
Jay: I had a dream last night that I was having sex with you
Nick: Um.. you’re only supposed to have sex dreams about people you don’t have sex with
Jay: …
Nick: …
Oops.
This entry was posted by Nick on January 28, 2010 at 11:43 PM, and is filed under Not-So-Deep Thoughts. Follow any responses to this post through RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback from your own site.
No trackbacks yet.
The Bitch I Work With: An Epilogue
June 23, 2010 - 3:34 PM
Tags: encouraging bad behavior, oops, puppetmaster, That Bitch I Work With
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 6 comments
I guess I forgot to write in any of my posts about The Bitch I Work With that I might have encouraged her behavior. Oops. Right after Part One when she told everyone to shut the fuck up in the office, I sent her an email saying that she was going to have a hard [...]
An Apology from D@2
June 15, 2010 - 9:33 AM
Tags: oops, wait I didn't say sorry
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 4 comments
Yeah, yeah, our site was down yesterday and you almost pooped your pants in anger. So what!
And yeah, Nick is still a raging alcoholic bitch. Life goes on.
Get over it. Who cares?!
This is Why I am a Good Friend
May 29, 2010 - 11:01 AM
Tags: birthdays, flowers, L'Angie, nina garcia, oops
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 4 comments
So I recently celebrated my birthday. I got a lot of cute shits from friends. Benutty for example got me eyelashes. And then a huge package of ProFlowers arrived. Like 30 Peruvian Lillies. Love em. So pretty. I take a look at the card. It is from L’Angie. She is sooo thoughtful then I start [...]
Question of the Week 04/17 – 04/23
April 18, 2010 - 6:19 PM
Tags: biking, dingleberries, Glee, greasy, hefty, metal detectors, mousy, musical, nappy beards, personals, scabs, sex, sexually ambiguous, smokey the bear, stinky hole, unions, utters, yoga
Posted in Question of the Week | 1 comment
This week’s question was asked by Hugh Gadick of Den Haag, Netherlands:
Write a 50 word personals ad for each member of the Haus of Honies to appear in your local newspaper.
Gary Jr.:
Stinky stinky stinky…hefty hefty hefty! Big hefty man here with no stinky hole. Looking for farm boys to milk my utters. I moo with [...]
Nick’s Greatest Moments: The Ricky Ricardo Incident
April 14, 2010 - 1:10 PM
Tags: chili's, first date, greatest moments, I Love Lucy, movies, oh hellz no, ricky ricardo, sex, watching sex
Posted in Greatest Moments | 19 comments
Even though my track record with meeting guys online had not been very good, I was determined to find myself a man. I set up a date with this guy named Ricky; he was a cute little Mexican with sexy eyes, but he was really skinny… like seriously on the verge of death [...]
Not-So-Deep Conversations
March 21, 2010 - 7:30 AM
Tags: ferry building, i hate myself, idiot, not-so-deep thoughts, oops, tourist
Posted in Not-So-Deep Thoughts | 2 comments
(Picture it… I’m sitting on a cement block in the park near the Ferry Building)
Tourist: Excuse me… do you live here?
Nick: In the park?
Tourist: Um… no… in San Francisco?
Nick: Oooohhhh… yea.
oops.
American Idol: Top 20 Recap!
March 3, 2010 - 10:34 PM
Tags: American Idol, crazy teenage girl, Kara Dioguardi is the next drag superstar, oops, pitchy dawg, textvote, that's a piano Ellen, top 10 girls, v-neck, You Oughta Know
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 14 comments
I may or may not have just voted for 6 out of the 10 girls.
Month in Media: February
February 28, 2010 - 11:59 PM
Tags: 70s miscarriages, abortions, beep, dirty tranny, drag race, Evan Lysacek, goldfrapp, iphone app, Jenny Slate, Jiz, K80Blog, katereadsbooks, Lost, matthew fox, mothership, Rihanna, Rude Boy, RuPaul's Drag Race, sex, sexiness, shaun white, Sienna d'Enima, SNL, Survivor, Tina Tina, winter olympics
Posted in D@2 Crew | 3 comments
Let’s take a look at the things in entertainment that the D@2 bloggers loved most in the month of February!
Benutty
YouTube Clip – Jiz: The Abortion Episode by Sienna d’Enima
I’m sorry. The Jiz episodes are like The Amazing Race at the Emmys — they will always be my favorite clips so long as a new one [...]
Happy Birthday, Jay!
February 26, 2010 - 12:19 AM
Tags: Happy Birthday, jay wants to get laid, jay won't get laid, nick have sex with jay will you please, nick is fat, oops, someecards
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 3 comments
You’re still younger than Cow and Pig.
Question of the Week (02/13 – 02/19)
February 13, 2010 - 3:00 AM
Tags: blood, period, pocket, Question of the Week, sex, skank, slut, visa, whohaw, whore
Posted in Question of the Week | 1 comment
This week’s question was asked by Dora from San Francisco, CA:
Q: If you could be a woman for 24 hours what would you do?
This question is fairly easy for me to answer. I would sleep with as many straight guys as possible. I would be the biggest whore in the city for that one day. [...]
January 29, 2010 - 12:32 AM
This kills me.
Poor vaJay
January 29, 2010 - 12:38 AM
…
January 30, 2010 - 11:35 AM
::SIGH::