Hannah: Shawnito’s letting me use his picture for grindr. That’s true love. Me: Indeed.
I really wish Nick would stop taking pictures of himself with my phone and leaving the evidence behind in my photo album. Ugh. Take your turkey neck and go home.
Found him! This girl looks like the child that would come from a Benutty-Gary-Nick-Alfie orgy. Blend all of our jizz up in a food processor then attach it to one of Shawnito’s eggs and this would be our son, and Bengarickfie is her name.
December 15, 2010 - 1:45 AM
Tags: bad openers, cool bro, grindr
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 3 comments
While I was on Grindr the other night, just fucking with bitches who messaged me, I got a message from a nasty old guy. At first I thought… “oh this guy is bold!… this is gonna be fun”, but soon after he offended me in the worst way. Read below my pretties! Oh hell no.. [...]
Great. Now I have the runs. I didn’t even get to taste the hot pepper.
So I’m in SoCal (technically the central coast but whatever), and look what I found on Grindr. At first I thought it was Gary Ke$ha, but nope just your basic tragedy.
Smart way to hide the neck fat there, Gary. Wish I had though of that.
January 18, 2010 - 11:42 PM
Benutty.. did you have breast cancer?.. you only have one boob!!!
January 18, 2010 - 11:48 PM
You know Benutty is not wearing pants in that photo, right? His belly is covering his happy spot.
January 18, 2010 - 11:58 PM
Gary Jr. is about to fall out of my belly flop. [Good one, Jay]