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Gary Jr. Sings a Song for His Sweetums
This is what happens when you leave Gary Jr. alone with a voice recorder, a bottle of champagne and a Kylie CD.
Toodles,
Gary Jr.
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January 1, 2010 - 4:58 PM
wait, where are the exits? those goddamn exits. tip it.
January 1, 2010 - 11:33 PM
this is truly frightening..