Next stop… Whores!
Gary GaGa
The Sweetums Series is nice and all… but lets get to the truth. When alcohol and Gary Jr. mix it’s like a drag queen puking on a passed out tranny wearing too much glitter and sequins. Sure he sings to his sweetums, but that is only on the way home from the madness. Once the booze starts flowing Gary Jr. takes off to Variety Shop on Clement Street & 4th Avenue (the best drag queen store in all of the Richmond [the neighborhood, not the ghetto city]), and this is frightening result: Gary GaGa!!!!
Tags: alcohol, cow, drag queen, glitter, Lady GaGa, sequins, Sweetums, the gary series, tranny, variety shop
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Sweetums Sings Italiano
May 28, 2011 - 11:36 PM
Tags: Americano, krieks, Lady GaGa, Lady Sings Americano. housewarming party, sour beers, Sweetums
Posted in Sweetums Series | 2 comments
Never ever invite Sweetums to a housewarming during the same month that Lady Gaga releases a new album and never give Sweetums 4-5 sour beers. Lady Sings Americano
My First Cassette Tape
May 21, 2011 - 12:00 AM
Tags: Allison Geyer, allowance money, fabulous 1989, hangin' tough, i'll be loving you forever, Jordan Knight, new kids on the block, Sweetums, Tiger Beat
Posted in Sweetums Series | 4 comments
Nick and I were talking the other day about our fondest childhood memories. We also brought up the first cassettes we owned. The first cassette I ever purchased with my own allowance money was something FABULOUS! The year: 1989. (Even though the album came out in September 1988, it wasn’t very popular until the next [...]
Crap, Gaga. I Hate Edits.
May 19, 2011 - 12:31 PM
Tags: bad kid baby, Bad Kids, Lady GaGa, lyrics, mighty morphing monster review, your heart is pure
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 1 comment
Now I’m liking Bad Kids more and more. Oh Gaga. You’ve grown on me. Already my review is morphing into something different. Mighty Morphing Monster Review. Buttfuck it, I’m not editing my review.
Gary Jr. Reviews “Born This Way”
May 18, 2011 - 3:29 PM
Tags: Americano, Bad Kids, Black Jesus - Amen Fashion, blonde south, Bloody Mary, Born This Way, Electric Chapel, Fashion of His Love, Government Hooker, Hair, heaven's door, Heavy Metal Lover, Highway Unicorn (Road 2 Love), his first and last kiss, i don't speak german, I Wanna Dance With Somebody, industrial vampire fighting in meatpacking district, Judas, Lady GaGa, lyrics, Marry The Night, queen, saxophone, Schiße, synthesizer, Taste like whiskey, that girl better turn around, The Edge of Glory, The Killer Queen inside me’s coming up to say hello, The Queen, We Will Rock You, whiskey mouth, Whitney Houston, You and I
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 3 comments
So I’m not doing anything today and Nicklet gave me a little listen to Lady Gaga’s new album called “Born This Way.” So I hit play and opened up my notepad. I jotted down my initial impressions of each song. What do you bitches think? I think the album starts out plainly enough and then [...]
Nick’s Greatest Moments: The Chicken Incident
April 1, 2011 - 12:45 PM
Tags: 5-fulton, chicken, civic center, I'll Eat It, killing, muni, nick's greatest moments, Posts by Gary Jr., Posts by Jay, So What! Who Cares?!?, Sweetums, what is today's date you stupid bitches?
Posted in Greatest Moments | 4 comments
About 5 or 6 years ago Jay moved in with Gary Jr. I didn’t really know Gary Jr. at the time, and it was not easy getting to know him since he was forever out drinking with his friends. Sometime in late September/early October Jay went to Southern California for some union bullshit, and Gary [...]
Protect Yourself
March 24, 2011 - 3:02 PM
Tags: america, cow, NRA, protect yourself, things that make me think of you
Posted in Things That Make Me Think Of You | 2 comments
Congratulations… Gary Jr. just became an official member of the NRA. Look out America!
Jay Found His Present
March 11, 2011 - 2:31 PM
Tags: cow, gift, lil aflie?, Llama, pocket, present, suit, that thong thong thong thong thong, troll, underwear
Posted in Posts by Nick | 6 comments
Who is responsible? Jay busted out his suit yesterday to go to a meeting, and this was found inside the pocket…
Born This Way
February 18, 2011 - 10:17 AM
Tags: Bad Romance, Born This Way, Britney Spears, dancing, hair stylist, hold it against me, Lady GaGa, love it / hate it, video
Posted in Love It / Hate It | 7 comments
So it has been a week now since Born This Way by Lady Gaga came out, and I thought now would be the appropriate time to review it. You know I needed to let it simmer a bit before I really knew what I thought about it. Well… The play count says it all. I [...]
God Makes No Mistakes! It’s Definitely the Year of the Shoulder.
February 13, 2011 - 8:43 PM
Tags: Born This Way, called it, God Makes No Mistakes, grammy's 2011, I'm on the Right Track Baby, Lady GaGa, Nostrafagmus, pointy shoulders, shoulder implants, shoulder photos, Year of the Shoulder
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 4 comments
So remember that post at the beginning of 2011 where I hailed it the Year of the Shoulder. Well, my dear Lady Gaga heard about the post. Who knew Lady Gaga loved our little blog. Well the blog loves you too, Gaga. Just glad that bitch finally got her shoulder implants. FINALLY. Gary and Gaga [...]
January 28, 2010 - 10:17 AM
Magic.
January 28, 2010 - 10:28 AM
It’s 2am somewhere in the world. Watch out!