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Dead at 2am: Part 1
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This Place About To Blow
February 25, 2011 - 2:42 PM
Tags: amazing!, blow, champes, dance songs, james van der beek, jennifer lopez, Ke$ha, love it / hate it, on the floor, pitbull, rainbows, red one, Rihanna, umbrella, unicorns, video
Posted in Love It / Hate It | 2 comments
Ke$ha – Blow (Video) This place is bout to blow alright cause Ke$ha is killing it! I just watched Ke$ha’s new video for Blow and it is AH-mazing! It has everything you could have ever wanted in a video… unicorns, rainbows, Ke$ha not looking homeless, fighting, champes, and of course a sexy looking James Van [...]
Ding Dong Ditch!!
February 11, 2011 - 4:00 PM
Tags: and no they are not kids... they are douche bags, dead, door bell, doorbell ditch, gary jr is a big hot mess, keep one eye open, sushi, toilet, twitter
Posted in Posts by Nick | 4 comments
Gary Jr. is such a god damn mess. So last night I was sitting on the toilet when I heard the doorbell ring. Jay buzzed in whoever it was, and I could hear him say “hello?”. Apparently it was no one though. I just figured it was some douche bag kids pushing buttons as they [...]
Dead at 2am: Part 6
January 1, 2011 - 2:00 AM
Tags: bathroom, bedroom, beer, boxing, breather, champes, chocolate, dead at 2am, death, eats chocolate on the shitter, pig sex
Posted in Posts by Nick, Videos | 4 comments
The Best of Dead at 2am – 2010
December 31, 2010 - 12:01 AM
Tags: best of 2010, bookshelf, dead, Deadruntz, greatest moments, laughs, not-so-deep thoughts, return'd to sender, shitter, Shouldn't Have Said It Then, so what, Sweetums Series, trolls, who cares, year in review
Posted in D@2 Crew | 10 comments
Yeah yeah. It’s been a year. Wanna fight about it? Remember all those good laughs and poignant moments you had reading our blog whilst you shat on the shitter. Well here they all are again. Ladies and Trolls, drum roll please. It’s our D@2 Year in Review. Love it or die! Best Overall Post / [...]
Believe in the Magic…
December 16, 2010 - 2:03 AM
Tags: believe, champes, christmas card, elephant, elephant-troll hybrid, FrankieRose, troll, york
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
I received a Christmas card from our biggest fan whore stalker FrankieRose today. I don’t know how this sneaky little bitch got my address, but if she ever shows up here without a bottle of champes in hand she dies!… oh and a York peppermint patty! That’s right, I said it! What I find interesting [...]
I’m Offended!
November 20, 2010 - 8:27 PM
Tags: body, champes, dead, don't offend me and expect me to put out, fat dick, grindr, juicy
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
While I was on Grindr the other night, just fucking with bitches who messaged me, I got a message from a nasty old guy. At first I thought… “oh this guy is bold!… this is gonna be fun”, but soon after he offended me in the worst way. Read below my pretties! Oh hell no.. [...]
Happy Halloween
October 31, 2010 - 12:41 PM
Tags: amanda of long beach, Amelia Bearhart, dead, dont turn the light on, drunk, halloween, if you missed it you suck, joaquin or walking, kirkland, messes, party, rice titty, Shalita Double-Double, Shamperella, someone named craig, um where is Alfie?
Posted in D@2 Crew, Videos | 5 comments
Happy Halloween from all of us at Deadat2am. Enjoy the video
No One Wheres My Hoodie?
October 17, 2010 - 12:41 AM
Tags: dead, dead bear bottom top or black lover in my hoodie
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 1 comment
I know WHERE it is. But no one wears it. Dead at 12:40am in SacTown!
Someone Dies Tonight
June 22, 2010 - 10:41 AM
Tags: a dead llama rots tonight in the bay, dead, pez, piggie, skinny, yums
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
I get to work today, and I find this pinned up on my cubical wall. Someone will definitely die tonight. At least it is a skinny piggie I guess, and something edible. Hunnn
Dead at 2am: Part 5
June 8, 2010 - 12:01 AM
Tags: 2am, bathroom, champes, dead, FrankieRose, the breather
Posted in Posts by Nick, Videos | 3 comments
January 1, 2010 - 5:06 PM
damn, girl, you’re ass looks banging in those jeans.
January 2, 2010 - 8:03 PM
Watch the bearded lady die.