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Benutty’s Secret Date Night
Apparently Benutty had a blind date last night, and didn’t tell anyone here at D@2. A fan of our blog spotted the two out having drinks and sent me this picture of his date. I think we all know why he didn’t tell us now.
Oh Benutty.. Is it a boy, a girl, or just a plain ol mess? I know you’re a troll and all… but you could do better.
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Omg you have no idea. So Nick set me up with this “guy” Shawnito from his work and when he got there I was like ew. That’s definitely shim. I can’t believe someone snapped that pictureof shim although I’m not surprised they were able to get so close because shim was actually blind.
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This killed me. My dead corpse is typing this comment.
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After I resurrected, I realized that Benutty went on a date with one of my relatives. Soon it’s gonna be Uncle Benutty.
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The person who snapped the photo said he got the picture when you were down sucking on it’s toes. Apparently the date went really well. He even gave it one of his brooches last night to do a little dance… aww young love is so cuties.