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Benutty v. Gary Jr.
In order to prove what a goddamn mess he is, your Honor, I’d like to call the defendant, Gary Jr., to the stand.
Rests,
Benutty
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Just Saying
February 1, 2011 - 10:53 AM
Tags: cow bells, Gary Jr., get out of my head Gary Jr., invisible light, just saying, scissor sisters
Posted in Guest Blogger, Posts by Shawnito | 3 comments
I would like to be able to listen to Scissor Sisters Invisible Light without hearing Gary Jr. in my head saying Cow bells
Look What I Caught Gary Jr. Doing
January 4, 2011 - 9:30 AM
Tags: Creepy Dolls, don't tell Nick, Dragtastic, Fugly Mess, Gary Jr.
Posted in Guest Blogger, Posts by Shawnito | 12 comments
Gary Jr. was caught at Nicks mom’s house again playing dress up with her dolls.
Who Said It?
January 3, 2011 - 5:03 PM
Tags: drinking, Foot Thug-Lite, Gary Jr., Ghetto cups, New years Eve, party
Posted in Guest Blogger, Who Said It? | 12 comments
This was over heard while someone was on the way to Gary jr.’s new years eve party. who said the following? “Do you think Gary Jr. sprung for plastic cups or are we going to be drinking out of mason jars again?” A) Alfie B) Benutty C) Jay D) Nick E) Kitty F) Foot Thug-Lite
Question of the Week (07/20 – 07/26)
July 20, 2010 - 7:58 PM
Tags: belly flap, carnival, Condoms, crevices, drinking and driving, Gary Jr., glasses, mayo jar, napa, ouch, peju, phone, Question of the Week, sandwiches, wallet, wine
Posted in Question of the Week | 4 comments
This week’s question was asked by Calipeach of Palmdale, CA: I’d like each of you to give three guesses as to what Gary Jr. might find hiding in his belly flap. Of course if three guesses is not enough, by all means give as many as needed? Thanks for the question Calipeach… You know this [...]
29 Years Ago Today
May 25, 2010 - 12:22 PM
Tags: birthday, Gary Jr., yes!
Posted in Posts by Nick | 2 comments
29 years ago today the world was damned by the birth of an unlikely rose. At first it seemed like any other rose… green stems, thorny with a small bud on top. But soon it began blossoming… though its petals did not look like the rest. They were bright, and purple in color. The aroma [...]
When did Gary Jr. start calling himself Jason?
May 13, 2010 - 9:45 PM
Tags: chaser, chub, Gary Jr., grindr, neck fat
Posted in Posts by Jay | 4 comments
Smart way to hide the neck fat there, Gary. Wish I had though of that.
Coming Soon!
April 24, 2010 - 2:00 AM
Tags: D@2 Presents, Dead Giveaway, Gary Jr., Madam Curry, the lounge, the poison, we make movies now bitches
Posted in D@2 Crew | 2 comments
DeadRuntz Comics #4
March 14, 2010 - 7:21 PM
Tags: Deadruntz, disaster, Gary GaGa, mess, poor misha, Sweetums, Telephone
Posted in DeadRuntz Comics | 3 comments
DeadRuntz Comics #3
March 5, 2010 - 2:59 AM
Tags: cake and eat it too, cock, Deadruntz, diet coke, labor law, Llama, momentum, Posts by Shawnito
Posted in DeadRuntz Comics | 5 comments
Gary Jr talks to his best friend… food.
February 24, 2010 - 9:10 PM
Tags: cow, Gary Jr., Louie Anderson, pizza, play with your food
Posted in Posts by Alfie | 5 comments
January 4, 2010 - 11:48 PM
I seriously can barely watch this it is so ridiculous.. I love it so much…
January 4, 2010 - 11:52 PM
Seriously! I keep laughing, which makes my desk chair shake and squeak. And my roommate is sleeping. Oops.
January 4, 2010 - 11:56 PM
Yyyyes. I got the cock. In my mouth. Cuz I like Pinot Grigio.
(I’m crying right now. Laughing so much!!)
January 9, 2010 - 6:25 PM
LOL. Tragic mess.
January 13, 2010 - 1:31 PM
NO! IT’S ALL FOR ME!