Next stop… Whores!
Don’t Get it Twisted, You Imp.
Nov 22nd
Everyone knows I went in Halloween drag as your mom.
Mother Nicklet
How Romantic
Nov 22nd
Gary Jr: “Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls. Wearing this… Wearing only this.”
“I’ll never let go Jack. I’ll never let go!”
The Stench of the Working Nick
Nov 22nd
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve wanted to take a hot towel to Nick’s face.
How long will it take for him to notice?
AIDS/LifeCycle: Day 7
Jun 11th
Today we are traveling from Ventura to Los Angeles (61.5 miles)
Finally! It is the last day, and our tired little butts are traveling to Los Angeles. Today is fairly flat, and easy. I am sure we will be very happy to finally be finishing this, and drinking booze!!!! (and sleeping in beds finally).
Now get my ass to Disneyland!
AIDS/LifeCycle: Day 6
Jun 10th
Today we are traveling from Lompoc to Ventura (85.5 miles)
The beginning of the ride today is over a pretty awful hill. I don’t know if it has a name (like QuadBuster or Evil Twins), but I haven’t heard good things about it. A lot of today’s ride will be in Highways, so we will have to be extra careful. Our camp is at a park right next to a beach, so that will be a nice change.
AIDS/LifeCycle: Day 5
Jun 9th
Today we are traveling from Santa Maria to Lompoc (40.2 miles)
It should be a fairly easy day today since the route is only 40 miles, but I am almost positive that the hills today are not going to be the most fun. The wind in this area is also bad, so here is hoping for a light wind day!
AIDS/LifeCycle: Day 4
Jun 8th
Today we are traveling from Paso Robles to Santa Maria (97.7 miles)
We will be riding over the Evil Twins today… they are two peaks of the mountains we go over from Highway 101 to Highway 1. We will also be ending our day in Santa Maria where I grew up. Now Shawnito and Alfie will understand why I am the way I am.
AIDS/LifeCycle: Day 3
Jun 7th
Today we are traveling from King City to Paso Robles (66.7 miles)
This route includes the famous QuadBuster: A ten mile long hill. Lord help us!
AIDS/LifeCycle: Day 2
Jun 6th
Today we are traveling from Santa Cruz to King City (106.1 miles)
This is the longest day we will have. Ekkk.
AIDS/LifeCycle: Day 1
Jun 5th
As you all may know Alfie, Shawnito and I are riding our bikes from San Francisco to Los Angeles with the AIDS/LifeCycle. We each raised over $3000 for the San Francisco AIDS Foundation. Today is day 1 of the ride. [If I can I will update each post after we complete each day to let you know how we did]
Today we are traveling from San Francisco to Santa Cruz (82.5 miles)
Nick & Benutty Had a Son
Jun 3rd
The House of Swine and the House of Hair united their bloodlines and produced a hair–em–I mean an heir.
